Wednesday, December 19, 2012

End of the World Avoidence Scheme

Word has it the world comes to an end at the end of the week. Friday to be exact. I don't know what time. Coming to terms with this fact just made me realize that I have apparently unknowingly, or maybe subconsciously, arranged to be in flight on that day. This doesn't protect me from all possible end of world scenarios, but it could at least prolong my life a couple hours if not spare me outright. If  When something happens here on earth on Friday I have arranged to be 30,000 feet above, looking down on all you sorry suckers.

If an asteroid hits, or there is global thermo-nuclear war, or the volcano under Yosemite blows, it won't matter where I am. In the more likely scenario of a zombie apocalypse it also probably won't matter. But there's always a chance, and every little bit helps.

I was also well prepared back in May when there was another scheduled complete extermination of the earth.  Then too I was 30,000 feet up in the air. My subconscious is apparently very good at prepping for these catastrophic events!

See you in the post-apocalyptic world.  Oh wait, no I won't, cause you will all be long gone.  Enjoy your last couple days!

In the unlikely event that none of this comes to pass, Happy Holidays!


  1. When the Mayan calendar ends on December 21st, it will probably start anew on December 22nd. Besides, if the world does end on the 21st, we'll all be dead and won''t care anyway.

  2. I for one don't believe a word of this. If it's going to happen at all, let it happen right n

    1. Funny as always Howard. Nice knowing you.

  3. I think the Mayan Calendar makers son just ot tired on chisling numbers into stone and finally quite